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122 lines
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'Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. (H. G. Wells)',
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'Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.(Napoleon Bonaparte)',
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'The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. (Bertrand Russell)',
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'Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. (Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower)',
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'His ignorance is encyclopedic (Abba Eban)',
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'If a man does his best, what else is there? (General George S. Patton)',
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'Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)',
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'You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. (Ayn Rand)',
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'When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. (Robert Pirsig)',
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'Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)',
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'I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)',
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'People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. (Soren Aabye Kierkegaard)',
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'Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. (Saint Augustine)',
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'Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)',
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'Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I\'m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)',
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'A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)',
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'You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. (Leon Trotsky)',
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'I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. (Galileo Galilei)',
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'We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)',
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'The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. (Emile Zola)',
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'The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. (definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy)',
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'I\'m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)',
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'Give me a museum and I\'ll fill it. (Pablo Picasso)',
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'In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)',
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'I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. (Thomas Jefferson)',
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'Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. (Rene Descartes, Discours de la Methode)',
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'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. (Martin Luther King Jr.)',
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'Whether you think that you can, or that you can\'t, you are usually right. (Henry Ford)',
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'Do, or do not.There is no \'try\'. (Yoda)',
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'The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)',
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'Don\'t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)',
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'I don\'t know why we are here, but I\'m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. (Ludwig Wittgenstein)',
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'There are no facts, only interpretations. (Friedrich Nietzsche)',
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'Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. (Martin Luther King Jr.)',
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'The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)',
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'C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)',
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'A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. (Paul Erdos)',
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'Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. (Paul Erdos)',
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'Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. (Thomas Henry Huxley)',
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'Dancing is silent poetry. (Simonides)',
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'The only difference between me and a madman is that I\'m not mad. (Salvador Dali)',
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'If you can\'t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you\'d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)',
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'But at my back I always hear Time\'s winged chariot hurrying near. (Andrew Marvell)',
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'Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. (Plato)',
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'The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don\'t have it. (George Bernard Shaw)',
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'Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called \'Ego\'. (Friedrich Nietzsche)',
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'Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)',
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'Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. (Friedrich von Schiller)',
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'We have art to save ourselves from the truth. (Friedrich Nietzsche)',
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'Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)',
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'I think \'Hail to the Chief\' has a nice ring to it. (John F. Kennedywhen asked what is his favorite song)',
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'I have nothing to declare except my genius. (Oscar Wildeupon arriving at U.S. customs 1882)',
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'Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (H. G. Wells)',
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'Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. (Edward George Bulwer-Lytton)',
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'The difference between \'involvement\' and \'commitment\' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was \'involved\' - the pig was \'committed\'. (unknown)',
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'Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)',
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'If you are going through hell, keep going. (Sir Winston Churchill)',
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'He who has a \'why\' to live, can bear with almost any \'how\'. (Friedrich Nietzsche)',
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'Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. (Frank Lloyd Wright)',
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'I\'m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.Let\'s start with typewriters. (Frank Lloyd Wright)',
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'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. (Oscar Wilde)',
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'God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)',
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'He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. (H. H. Munro (Saki))',
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'I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)',
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'I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. (Ian L. Fleming)',
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'If you can count your money, you don\'t have a billion dollars. (J. Paul Getty)',
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'Facts are the enemy of truth. (Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha)',
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'When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. (George Washington Carver)',
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'How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. (Anais Nin)',
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'I have not failed. I\'ve just found 10,000 ways that won\'t work. (Thomas Alva Edison)',
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'I begin by taking.I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. (Frederick (II) the Great)',
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'Maybe this world is another planet\'s Hell. (Aldous Huxley)',
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'Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. (George Eliot)',
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'Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. (Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930))',
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'Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)',
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'I\'ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn\'t it. (Groucho Marx)',
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'It\'s kind of fun to do the impossible. (Walt Disney)',
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'We didn\'t lose the game; we just ran out of time. (Vince Lombardi)',
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'The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. (James Branch Cabell)',
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'A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. (John D. Rockefeller)',
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'All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. (Ambrose Bierce)',
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'You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)',
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'An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)',
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'I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. (Umberto Eco)',
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'Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. (Jimmy Durante)',
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'The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. (Samuel Johnson)',
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'A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. (Dwight D. Eisenhower , Inaugural Address, January 20, 1953)',
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'The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. (Albert Einstein)',
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'Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. (Albert Giacometti (sculptor))',
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'There\'s a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I\'m not there yet. (Randy Pausch)',
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'It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. (Carl Sagan)',
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'All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as beingself-evident. (Arthur Schopenhauer)',
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'Many a man\'s reputation would not know his character if they met onthe street. (Elbert Hubbard)',
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'There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)',
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'Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. (Antoine de Saint Exupery)',
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'Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It\'s the transition that\'s troublesome. (Isaac Asimov)',
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'If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)',
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'It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one\'s doubts. (G. B. Burgin)',
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'Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)',
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'To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance (Oscar Wilde)',
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'http://vimeo.com/24724866',
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'http://vimeo.com/24723424',
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'http://vimeo.com/22694972',
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'http://vimeo.com/19658300',
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'http://vimeo.com/6282052',
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'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiM6XIoW6ZY&feature=feedfbc',
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'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh29_SERH0Y',
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'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4CUNVYxxZM',
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'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51iquRYKPbs',
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'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rjoQ-knMGU',
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'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoy4_h7Pb3M',
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'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGwyf1t0OCU',
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'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhBoR_tgXCI',
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'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-58oLEKnpYE',
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'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac0miuyXV4Q',
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'WordPress is web software you can use to create a beautiful website or blog. We like to say that WordPress is both free and priceless at the same time.',
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'BuddyPress is completely free and open source. Unlike hosted services, BuddyPress allows you to stay in control of your site and create a totally customized, unique experience.',
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'http://vimeo.com/28926706'
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