85 lines
2.4 KiB
PHP
85 lines
2.4 KiB
PHP
<?php
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/**
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* @package Hello_Louie
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* @author Matt Mullenweg
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* @version 1.0
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*/
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/*
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Plugin Name: Hello Louie
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Plugin URI: http://bbpress.org/
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Description: A tip of the hat to the venerable Hello Dolly plugin from WordPress. When activated you will randomly see a lyric from Frank Sinatra's 1964 rendition of "Hello Dolly" in the upper right of your admin screen on every page. This version includes a rewritten second verse as a tribute to Louis Armstrong.
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Author: Matt Mullenweg
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Version: 1.0
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Author URI: http://ma.tt/
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*/
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function hello_louie_get_lyric() {
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/** These are the lyrics to Frank Sinatra's version of "Hello Dolly" from the album "It Might as Well Be Swing" */
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$lyrics = "Hello Dolly
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Well hello Dolly
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It's so nice to have you back where you belong
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You're lookin' swell, Dolly
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We can tell, Dolly
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You're still glowin', you're still crowin'
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You're still goin' strong
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We feel the room swayin'
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'Cause the band's playin'
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One of your old favorite songs from way back when
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Take her wrap, fellas
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Find her an empty lap, fellas
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Dolly'll never go away
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Dolly'll never go away
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Hello Satch
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This is Francis, Louie
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It's so nice to see you back where you belong
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You're back on top, Louie
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Never stop, Louie
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You're still singin', you're still swingin'
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You're still goin' strong
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You get the room swayin'
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When you start in playin'
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One of your great songs, or songs from way back when
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Blow your horn, Louie
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Sing up a great big song, Louie
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Promise you won't go away
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Promise you won't go away
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Promise you won't go away again, ooh yeah";
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// Here we split it into lines
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$lyrics = explode("\n", $lyrics);
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// And then randomly choose a line
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return wptexturize( $lyrics[ mt_rand(0, count($lyrics) - 1) ] );
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}
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// This just echoes the chosen line, we'll position it later
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function hello_louie() {
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$chosen = hello_louie_get_lyric();
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echo "<p id='dolly'>$chosen</p>";
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}
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// Now we set that function up to execute when the admin_footer action is called
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add_action('bb_admin_footer', 'hello_louie');
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// We need some CSS to position the paragraph
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function louie_css() {
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// This makes sure that the positioning is also good for right-to-left languages
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global $bb_locale;
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$x = ( isset( $bb_locale->text_direction ) && 'rtl' == $bb_locale->text_direction ) ? 'left' : 'right';
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echo "
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<style type='text/css'>
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#dolly {
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position: absolute;
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top: 4.4em;
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margin: 0;
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padding: 0;
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$x: 15px;
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font-size: 11px;
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}
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</style>
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";
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}
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add_action('bb_admin_head', 'louie_css');
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